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I'm hungry. Hmmmm what do I see here?
Why its a litter of cute little unsuspecting
Bulldogs.
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| Hey
guys, I'm Bully the resident Cockatoo.
I was on my perch watching you. You
seem
really
nice.
Would you mind if I join you? |
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here kid, let me whisper in your
ear. " Never trust
a stranger." |
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Bite
Bite Bite.........(Bully Crying loud)
"Help Help someone
Stranger-Danger, Stranger-Danger".......Ahhh
did that hurt? I'm sorry? I didn't
mean
to
bite
you. It was just a love nibble. Heee
Heeee Heeeee .......... |
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| Whats
the matter?.....
Birdie got your
nose? Heeee Heeeee Heee |
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| Stupid
Critters...... That'll teach them
to trust a Bully. Ehhhhhh
Heeee Heeee Heeeee..... |
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| "Someone
please help. My
bootie itches like crazy. Dad, can
you sctratch it for me? Pleeeease...." |
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| "Come
on Dad hurry this thing is driving
me crazy." |
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| "Hey?
.......Hey? I'm starting to get ticked
off. If I had hands I'd scratch it
myself. Come on...This ain't funny." |
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| "Ok,
so thats how its gonna be." |
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| "Attention,
attention, Damsel in distress please
somebody, anybody, HELP, HELP.........." |
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| "Ahhhh..........................My
Hero" |
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| On
the weekends, I rent Captain Crunch
out to a Armenian Rug dealer. He
is the model for the entryway........ |
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| How
do you get 110lbs of Bulldog in an
18 x 24 cage? Simple, Stack'em. |
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| King
David & Son Landscape, LLC. We'll
water every tree & bush on your lawn,
every day. Guaranteed. |
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| INCOGNITO:
What did the girls say when they
saw a
cute Frenchie walking down the beach?
"Hey there is a cute Frenchie walking
down the beach." What did the girls
say when they saw a cute Frenchie
walking down the beach wearing beachwear
and sunglasses? They didn't say anything,
cause they didn't recognize him. |
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| Captain
Crunch and Dad after a long day of
motorcycle riding. |
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| I'm
Ralphee Roo the Karate Man. Perfect
Sidekick. |
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| Notice
the crap eating grin on Cameo's face. |
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| I
guess I forgot to teach King David
that English Bulldogs don't Free
Breed. |
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| Hi
Tuts, I luvs tall black women. Would
you care to dance? |
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| This
little step is called the Hoochi-Coo? |
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| Ding-Ding,
Ding-Ding......Somebody wake this
Broad Up. |
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| FRENCHIE
BIKER..
Somebody
grab my helmet. |
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| King
David loves to be high and dry. Believe
it or not he actually prefers to
sleep here rather than inside. |
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